It would seem “de Nile” is not a river in Egypt but occurring in a smart flat above consulting rooms in Harley street - in Laura Wade’s punchy adaptation of Somerset Maughan’s - The Constant Wife. This touring RSC’s production...
The Constant Wife
Playwright Laura Wade’s (of Rivals fame) adaptation of W. Somerset Maugham’s 1926 comedy is a hysterical take on marriage and infidelity.
An RSC (Royal Shakespeare Company) production – the show comes from a hit sold‑out run in Stratford‑upon‑Avon. This new version stars Kara Tointon (yes, that former Strictly Come Dancing winner) and is a deliciously wicked evening at the theatre of style and scandal. It’s not going to push the artistic envelope, but it’s not here to do that. Sign us up!
The story: It’s 1927 and Constance is a very unhappy woman. “Nonsense” says her mother “she eats well, sleeps well, dresses well and she’s losing weight. No woman can be unhappy in those circumstances”. Constance is the perfect wife and mother, and her husband is as devoted to her as he is to his mistress, who just happens to be her best friend. Perfect.
2hrs 20mins
From: February 9th, 2026
Until: February 14th, 2026
- Comedy
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